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This Ain't Baywatch XXX 2010 Blu-ray 1080i AVC DD2.0
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One of the most anticipated films of 2010 is finally here! Hustler Video's newest parody, THIS AIN'T BAYWATCH XXX, is finally available! Watch as all of your favorite characters from the hit show finally get down and dirty in ways you only dreamed about! Remember watching the original show and thinking to yourself, "When are Mitch and CJ finally going to get it on?!" Well, you can put your queries aside because Hustler Video heard your pleas and cries of desire and made it happen. In this parody, CJ (Gina Lynn) and April (Breanne Benson) see a couple in the ocean (Lexi Belle and Bill Bailey), whom they presume are drowning. Being the ultra talented lifeguards that they are, and along with the help of Mitch (Otto Bauer), they run down the beach to rescue the drowning pair. After saving the two from being swallowed up by the sea, they come to discover that the couple in the water wasn't drowning at all. The bobbing up and down they saw from their lifeguard tower was actually an underwater BJ! Mortified at having mistaken the drowning for merely some harmless water sports, CJ apologizes for her misunderstanding. But April won't let her get off that easy, and after she torments her relentlessly and they duke it out with a catfight, Mitch feels compelled to fire them both for unsportsmanlike conduct! But all is well in the end when CJ properly repents and gives Mitch the best apology he's ever had !
Director : Stuart Canterbury
Cast : Lexi Belle, Bill Bailey, Breanne Benson, Alec Knight, Samantha Sin, Jack Lawrence, Angie Savage, Lela Star, Gina Lynn, Otto Bauer
Scene One: Lexi Belle, a tasty babe wearing a skimpy black & white bikini, was up first on a lounge chair with Bill Bailey, their rescue by the team pretty weak. Her top came off for him to suck her tits and he pawed her crotch as if rushing her, eating her out before she slobbed his knob mechanically. There was a lot of wind noise in the scenes throughout the movie but I could hear the vocals and generic moans, the sunlight lighting them up very well in most cases. Lexi was not overly active during most of the vaginal positions, his modest cock hardly registering at all even when she kicked it up a degree in the cowgirl positions. There was some taste testing and it ended when he beat off a round of genetic juice to her hairy crotch.
Scene Two: Breanne Benson, a curvy blond with a lot of makeup on, was up next in the bedroom wearing some appealing pink & black bikini lingerie as she felt up Alec Knight in bed. She was not very fluid in how she took his cock out of his pants, nor in how she blew him but it was clear that she had seen hundreds of peckers in her mouth over the years given her attention to detail once warmed up. She licked the shaft as she held it in her hand, pumping him as her mouth stayed centered on the head. There was some ball sucking action too but there was no obvious chemistry between them even as she mechanically moaned while he ate her out. Her clean shaven pussy looked inviting even with a piercing in it, the passive vaginal positions leading to a stomach pop where his minimal load of population pudding landed mostly on her abdomen with a touch on her tits.
Scene Three: Samantha Sin, the attractive blond seen on the left hand side of the cover, was up next with Jack Lawrence, the two kissing in bed as her minimal street clothing practically burst at the seams. She engulfed his dick with her mouth and kept eye contact, her tits allowed some freedom as she threw herself into her oral work. It wasn't a bad hummer and graying Jack (looking a lot like Herschel Savage back in the late 1990's) gave her some passionate head as a result, the mostly passive vaginal plowing again just not enough for me to enjoy. He did most of the work and they seemed to share no connection, by the time she began pumping on his rod, the scene was almost over as he tossed off a round of spunk to her upper abdomen and tits.
Scene Four: Angie Savage, a busty blond, and equally curvy brunette Lela Star, were up next in a lesbian tryst in the hot tub at night. They hung out to chat in their formal evening gowns while watching the uptight hotel worker run off others skinny dipping, soon removing their own clothing to jump in and caress each other. They rubbed tits together and kissed a bunch, the rest of the scene focused on oral loving and fingering on the edge of the tub. There was a hint of chemistry but it was fleeting, almost as if the gals were told what to do in great detail so they couldn't let loose from the sexual script. They then masturbated while sitting beside one another, the camera not catching it that well.
Scene Five: Gina Lynn, the busty blond babe shown on the center of the cover (playing "CJ"), was up last with Otto Bauer on a couch. He fussed about no fraternization and she pointed out that she had quit, the two stripping so she could suck him off with a lot more enthusiasm than the others had shown (Gina's skill level decidedly stronger too). Gina had fun trying to milk his nuts via the hummer and Otto is about as close a look alike to the original character as you will find in porn (though Otto is also a better actor from what I've seen), the guy throating her before he bent her over to give her a bone of her own. Sadly, Gina was not very active until the cowgirl positions, even then providing a pale shadow of her usual level of hard work, Otto skipping eating her weakening it too. The heavy reliance on close up shots sucked too, the scene finishing up with a crotch pop of semen.
Res : 1440 X 1080
Length : 1:45:19
Size : 21.87 Gb
Format : Untouched Blu-ray
Studio : Hustler Video
